Dear Ralph: I don't like babies

  Dear Ralph,
                     Kids drive me nuts. I hate to hear them cry, the thoughts of them clinging in my inside before the are born is alarming. How they pee without direction, I think i can actually say that I hate babies, I don't know if that make me a terrible person. What do you think?
                                                                                                                          Rita orazulume
   Dear Rita.
                  What you are experiencing is perfectly normal, there are lots of women out there who do not like children or do not want to bring any into the world. It is your choice and nobody should dictate to you what you do with your body, you are not a terrible person at all. Your reasons might just be driven by fear. But I will say this to you, hate is kind of a strong word to use toward these adorable little ones that know nothing about what they do. You were once a baby and you did all these same things, but someone was always there to show you love and care and guide you towards the right direction and now that you have grown into the beautiful woman that I am sure you are wouldn't you want to have the bragging rights to say that you did the same for another person? With all the other added joys that being a mother comes with.
              The thought of having a child might scare you at first, seeing the destructive power that is contained in that little body of theirs. But then think of the good times that are coming, think of how adorable they are, I mean come on, you can't tell me that you absolutely have nothing you love about them, Believe me the first time you would lift a child and the baby turns with that cute face and smiles so purely and innocently to you, I promise you, you will fall in love and begin to understand why you would want a child of your own. It won't be easy at first, it's going to cost you a lot but I dare say that it is very much worth it. A good husband to go along with is something else that can help make the experience easier and more worth while. I urge you to give it a chance, the joys of having a child can never be described by the lips, you just have to experience it for yourself to understand. Now go forth my dear and invent babies.
                                                                     
                                                                                                                                                    Ralph

P.S: I think the only bad part of having babies is not being able to drink beer *sad face*