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Tuesday 23 June 2015

Morning Coffee




Top of the Morning Fam! How is everyone doing today?


Have you ever woken up in the middle of the night and had a strange feeling of confusion? Like the room is very dark without the tiniest glitter of illumination from any source be it artificial or natural. Then you have a hard time figuring out where in particular on your bed you are. You finally get up to discover that for some mysterious reason you have turned around and your leg is on your pillow. Also that you are closer to the wall of your room than you are with your girlfriend or boyfriend. You ever had those kind of nights? Well I did yesterday so yeah...those kind of nights are just creepy...

Y'all know what this is right? It's our breakfast with coffee time where we get together as a family and just talk randomly and rant about anything and nothing in particular. So are you ready to get those lips flapping? Nice! let'st do this...








I honestly do not know how today is going to be. Something tells me I am going to have a very busy day and would hardly have the time to post much today. It's just crazy and annoying the way these work loads keep coming in waves .However I stay grateful for the fact that I have a job that feeds me and my folks. Plus i'm planning on hiring masked thugs to threaten my boss and have him hand over the keys to the office and his position to me. When i'm boss i'll come to work when I want and probably take 27 days off each month. Plus there will be free drinks for the workers so they will all love me. Apart from my boss, he will be under me and i'll make him do everybody's work. Lol...just kidding guys, that dude is great.

I posted Jaiye Jaiye by Wizkid and it seems everyone liked it. Thelma is requesting inspirational foreign songs. I like the idea of that, so Thelma i'm planning on mixing in the both okay? A little local and a little foreign plus yesterday I just decided to go with a feel good song. Nothing inspirational or more of I wasn't trying to read any meaning into it if it had any. Plus if it did, I wouldn't know cos you people still haven't thought me Yoruba.  That jaiye jaiye song just gives me a 'feel-good' feeling, I don't know about the rest of you.

Speaking of the music section, you people call me Grandpa Ralph and say that I don't know anything recent abi? hehehe well *points at Sodiq and Freeborn* those two dudes do not know "We dem boyz" by wiz khalifa! I posted a funny misheard lyric on the song yesterday and the both of them had no idea who or what I was talking about. I also have a feeling that most of you do not know the song so I am going to leave a link below for you guys to get updated. And the rest of you shouldn't even try to form, I know you guys didn't know what I was talking about as at yesterday. You see? This Grandpa isn't as ancient as he seems. He still knows a thing or two about songs that are more recent so IN YO FACE ESIT! Lol.

This gives me an idea. What do you guys think of me attaching the real song below when I do the funny misheard lyrics. That way even if you don't know the song you can listen and understand? Is it a good idea? Or is it going to be too much music on the blog? I don't think there is anything like too much music though but I want to know what you guys think. So what's it gonna be, music or not?

Anyways here is the song below. Enjoy

















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posted by Unknown @ 08:47   11 Comments

11 Comments:

At 23 June 2015 at 11:03 , Blogger esit said...

Oh you ancient alright. Weren't you like born in the 50's or something?
But you have researched the crap out of all things this generation and for that you get an A1 and a pat on your good ol' bald grumpy granpa head.
*Runs away*

 
At 23 June 2015 at 11:56 , Blogger Thelma's cake world said...

Esit have finished mr ralphie today..
LWKMD!!!

 
At 23 June 2015 at 12:01 , Blogger Thelma's cake world said...

Truth be told,i hardly ever listen to local songs,i can count with my fingers how many 9ja songs i ave in ma album and its mostly ASA's evergreen songs plus some 9ja gospels....gues am addicted to foreign musiks and videos...#coversface#

 
At 23 June 2015 at 14:36 , Blogger esit said...

Lol i hope he doesn't sack me from the group

 
At 23 June 2015 at 21:56 , Blogger Thelma's cake world said...

Esit,,remember the blog register is with me,so ama give you QUERY and 2weeks suspension with hard labour on mr ralphie's behalf..LMAO!!!

 
At 24 June 2015 at 08:34 , Blogger Anu Funke said...

Yea yea plzz attach d real song wen u post funny misheard lyrics.

 
At 24 June 2015 at 09:50 , Blogger esit said...

Hahaha!!

 
At 24 June 2015 at 10:45 , Blogger Unknown said...

Hey Papi...How are you doing dear...looks like you are pretty busy lately...I loved this song tho'...Really do...Muah!

 
At 24 June 2015 at 20:35 , Blogger Omogbolahan said...

Lmao, warapin nah???

 
At 24 June 2015 at 20:43 , Blogger Omogbolahan said...

I say yes to the motion which says attach the songs to the post *big smile*...happy hump's day too.

 
At 25 June 2015 at 10:50 , Blogger esit said...

lmao well he called me out

 

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