Dear Ralph: Fuel Scarcity

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Dear Ralph,
      My brother the situation in our country is not a small something I must tell you. Just last 2 weeks I wouldn't buy fuel at 150 Naira but right now I am hoping to see fuel at 250 Naira. Before leaving my house this morning I knelt down and gave all my worries to God almighty with Fuel being number 1 in the list and occupying more than 90% of my prayer. Finally God answered my prayers, I opened my Facebook and saw your advert and I can see you claim to have solution to almost everything. I actually hesitated but then I decided to just give it a try since at the back of my mind I strongly believe that it is my God that sent you to me. Which brings me to the problem. Dear Ralph, do you have fuel for me? Thank you


Nigerian Citizen









Dear Nigerian Citizen,
            The problem is really not "a small something" my brother. I must say that I as usual, understand your pain and how you must be feeling. However you have come to the right man for the resolution of this your problem. Although you need serious patience and a couple of tools but with persistence and dedication we will solve this problem that we are having. I have a suggestion for you. It has worked for many and I am sure it will work for you.

Now from your location I need you take an Okada to the next town. It really doesn't matter the town you are in, just take an Okada to the next town to your left. Look for the market square in the first village you encounter and and sit in the middle of the market square. Sit for three days without food or water. On the third day after the hunger must have kicked in to high gear, trust me, you will be seeing fuel. I however cannot guarantee that you will be able to get  a hold of it. That is where the patience comes in, give yourself time and you will get the fuel.

Do not worry, just take your time, calm down and do this. I have worked with millions of people that this worked for and yours cannot be an exception. It must work for you, just start your journey as soon as possible. Oh and finally... welcome to the family. Lol

Lol. Don't mind me brother ,just honestly give it a little time. I know you wrote to me as a joke but the situation in the country is quite unbearable and really bad. Although I am happy to tell you that reports show that fuel is already circulating gradually so it would get to your location in no time and and prices will definitely come down. The hard times always come but they never last forever. It will only be a matter of time before things start looking better. They can't keep us down forever. The country wouldn't fall regardless of the greed of a couple of men. Keep believing brother. Once again and more seriously this time. Welcome to the family. We need people like you with a good sense of humor to join the family of great people I have over here. You are very much welcome. Feel free to grab a drink from our family fridge right in the corner. Lol


Ralph